"G"

What really is "G"?

Gatorade's "What's G?"


"Greatest"

Who truly has the ability to say that one person is the greatest at something? Is that one person the greatest at naming people the greatest?




Doesn't being the greatest involve the term forever? How can one person be the greatest forever ?

To me, greatest is one of the most misused words in the english language.

There will always be someone better, given enough time.


"Gumballs"

Who didn't love the thrill of turning the knob on the 25 cent candy machine at the grocery store only to receive your least favorite flavored gumball? To me, gumballs were my first experience of disappointment.

Something so simple, so pure, so disappointing.

"Greg or Gregg?"

Growing up a "Greg", my name was commonly misspelled as "Gregg". Most people would say, "What's the big deal?". Well, to me it is a big deal. My parents didn't name me Greggory (emphasis on the G: Greg-ga-rie), they named me Gregory (Greg-ory). Further more, who decided that it would be a great idea to put a 2nd G at the end?

To this day, I have yet to find a person with my name who spells their full name Greggory.

But, who's to say that there isn't someone out there?

If you know of someone, please to let me know. I'd like to shake their hand.


Goober

If someone happens to call me a goober, should I be offended? This is how I rationalize this personal dilemma. Goobers are candy and candy makes people happy. Therefore, if someone says I am a goober, I make them happy. Case closed, end of subject.